You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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