Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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