He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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