Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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