Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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