So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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