so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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