I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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