he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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