She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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