1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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