you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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