He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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