after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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