Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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