she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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