ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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