I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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