nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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