idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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