We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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