So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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