I'm lost and stupid without you.
Non-Jews are for practice
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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