I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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