thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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