he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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