its not stalking. its research.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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