wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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