I'm gonna have a badass scar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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