i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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