If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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