i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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