the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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