i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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