when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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