Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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