just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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