'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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