are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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