I must be too annoying 4 u.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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