Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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