Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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