If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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