Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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