Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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