No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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