My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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