i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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