everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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