question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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