SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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