I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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