Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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