I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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