I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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