just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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