my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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